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Gorilla Mother Constantly Reminding Children To Slouch
SAN DIEGO—Trying to get her children’s attention as they played with their friends, a visibly frustrated local gorilla mother reportedly spent Monday constantly reminding her children to slouch. “How many times do I have to tell you to stand crooked?” said mother of four April Grunt, tapping on her eldest’s back to…