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Restaurant Check Includes 3% Surcharge To Provide Owner’s Sugar Baby With Birkin
AUSTIN, TX—Frowning as she inspected the unexpectedly high bill, local diner Sonia Wirtz was reportedly informed Thursday by staff at the restaurant Dahlias that her check included a 3% surcharge to provide the owner’s sugar baby with a Birkin bag. “With the cost of Hermès rising every year, our management decided the…