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Frustrated Cicadas Assumed There’d Be More Than One Hole For Trillion Insects To Emerge From
MILLEDGEVILLE, GA—Questioning the practicality of the method of egress from their years-long resting spot, frustrated cicadas told reporters Monday that they had assumed there would be more than a single hole for a trillion insects to emerge from. “Seriously, no one thought to dig a second exit when a trillion of…