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Dole Salad Kits Now Include Framed Certificate Confirming Owner Has Eaten Salad
CHARLOTTE, NC—Offering its customers a way to commemorate their consumption of a healthy and fiber-rich meal, fruit and vegetable producer Dole announced Wednesday that its salad kits now included a framed certificate confirming the bearer of the document had eaten a salad. “By executive order of the Salad Institute…