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Biden Sets Aside Land West Of Mississippi As Gluten-Free Zone

WASHINGTON—Calling the effort a major step forward in accommodating the needs of allergic citizens, President Joe Biden announced Monday his plan to set aside all land west of the Mississippi River as a gluten-free zone. “Today, my administration is taking immediate action to purge this grain-based scourge from…

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