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Man Who Came To Restaurant Bald Forced To Wear Maître D’s Toupee
NEW YORK—Humiliated by the front-of-house manager’s derision, local diner Geoff Telsey was reportedly forced to wear the maître d’s toupee Friday after arriving at the restaurant Chez Moreau bald. “Sir, we require hair in the dining room,” said the maître d’, who returned from the coat-check closet with a musty,…