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Study Finds Majority Of Americans Could Jump Parking Meter If Bum Knee Weren’t Acting Up

WASHINGTON—Shedding new light on the nation’s astonishing athletic abilities, the Pew Research Center released a new study Friday finding that the majority of Americans could jump the parking meter if their bum knees weren’t acting up. “According to our research, an astonishing 76% of Americans could clear that meter…