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Pizza Slice Must Be Really Delicious To Be Served From Behind Bulletproof Glass

CHICAGO—Contemplating what he presumed was one of the most sought-after meals in all the city, local man Ron Steward told reporters Wednesday that a pizza slice at John’s Pizza & More had to be really delicious to be served from behind bulletproof glass.“Whoa, that’s got to be one incredibly tasty pizza slice if they…