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But Dog Likes Fighting For Money

CHICAGO—Pleading with animal rescue authorities as they wrestled him into the back of a van, local pit bull mix Pistol stated Wednesday that he likes fighting for money. “But I’m so good at it—please!” said Pistol, who reportedly panicked as he caught one last glimpse of the beloved dog-fighting compound he called…

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