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Relatives Acting Like They’ll Be Assaulted By Deranged Clown The Instant They Set Foot In Gotham City from The Onion RSS feed.
Relatives Acting Like They’ll Be Assaulted By Deranged Clown The Instant They Set Foot In Gotham City
GOTHAM CITY—Nervous about visiting their cousin after hearing reports that a homicidal prankster was on the loose somewhere in the area, local man Mike Turnbull’s relatives reportedly acted Friday as if they were going to be assaulted by a deranged clown the instant they set foot in Gotham City. “Like any other town,…