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Dog Feels Like Everyone Looking At Him Differently Ever Since He Swallowed Chipmunk Whole

MARYVILLE, TN—Noting a marked shift in vibe, local dog Bailey confirmed Monday that he felt like everyone was looking at him differently ever since he swallowed a chipmunk whole. “I don’t know why, but it just seems like ever since I downed that chipmunk in one bite everyone has been super weird with me,” said the…