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Ozempic Maker Triumphantly Announces New Drug That Makes Obese Person Disappear Entirely
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK—In what the pharmaceutical company hailed as a major breakthrough in weight management, Ozempic maker Novo Nordisk triumphantly announced a new drug Friday that makes obese people disappear entirely. “Although our previous treatment could significantly reduce the patient’s BMI, what we’re talking…