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Man Who Tossed Hot Dog Scraps On Ground To Be Followed For Rest Of Life By Sea Gull

MYRTLE BEACH, SC—Instantly committing its remaining days on earth to waddling behind the man, a local sea gull reportedly decided Thursday to follow Doug Wheeler around for the rest of his life after the 32-year-old accountant absent-mindedly tossed some hot dog scraps on the ground. According to sources, Wheeler will…

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