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Paul Ryan Has Another Nice Day Of Staring At Wall For 8 Hours, Going Back To Bed

JANESVILLE, WI—Admitting that it was exactly what he needed to pass the time between sunup and sundown, a visibly disheveled Paul Ryan reportedly spent another nice day this week staring at a wall for eight hours and then going back to bed. “Yeah, pretty much the same as yesterday—saw light coming through my…

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