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High School Reunion Attendees Catch Up On Each Other’s DUIs
ALLENTOWN, PA—Exchanging tales of license suspensions and alcohol highway safety classes, alumni of William Allen High School reportedly spent their 20-year high school reunion last weekend catching up on each other’s DUIs. “No fucking way—I think we have the same probation officer!” said 38-year-old Caleb Rice, who…