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Nation Just Wants Shitty Version That Doesn’t Last Long For Cheap

WASHINGTON—Requesting something useless and disposable that wouldn’t break the bank, the American populace announced Friday that it just wanted a shitty version that didn’t last long for cheap. “We definitely would like to have one of those things, but only if it costs almost nothing, breaks immediately, and is…

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