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Tums Introduces New Deep-Dish Antacid Pizza
ST. LOUIS—In an effort to introduce a more satisfying version of their calcium tablets, Tums debuted a new deep-dish antacid pizza Friday that offers eight piping-hot slices of digestion aid. “Tums Antacid Deep-Dish Pizza features a two-inch-thick authentic Chicago-style crust of calcium carbonate topped with loads of…