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Mom Licking Usher’s Abs On TV Screen

LAWRENCE, KS—Unable to control herself while watching the R&B star perform during the Super Bowl LVIII halftime show, local mom Kathy Deacon got up from her couch and licked Usher’s abs on her TV screen, sources reported Sunday. “Oh yeah, come to Mama,” said the flushed, sweating woman, who after sticking her gaping…

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