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Department Of Transportation Recommends Cranking Up Thin Lizzy’s ‘Jailbreak’ While Driving High
WASHINGTON—Noting how imperative it was that Americans act responsibly while under the influence, the U.S. Transportation Department released a memo Wednesday that recommended cranking up Thin Lizzy’s “Jailbreak” while driving high. “After studying countless drivers who had ingested marijuana, our data shows that the…