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Elderly Neighbor Standing On Top Of 20-Foot Ladder To Hang Valentine’s Decorations
CHICAGO—As his 20-foot extension ladder wobbled slightly in the wind, sources confirmed that elderly neighbor Alfred Lojek was standing on a rung just below the roofline of his home Wednesday and hanging Valentine’s Day decorations. According to sources, the senior citizen emerged from his house at 8:15 a.m. with the…