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Tums Introduces New Sternly Worded Note Reminding Consumers They Know Better Than To Eat That Stuff

ST. LOUIS—Expanding its product offerings beyond its long-running line of chewable tablets, antacid manufacturer Tums introduced a new sternly worded note Tuesday that reportedly works by reminding consumers they know better than to eat that stuff in the first place. “The best method of heartburn relief remains having…