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New Immigration Bill Would Only Let In Migrants Accompanied By Group Of Hot Girls
WASHINGTON—In an effort to stymie record-high crossings at the nation’s southern border, the U.S. Senate put forward a new bipartisan immigration bill Monday that would only let in migrants who were accompanied by a group of hot girls. “This bill will establish a strict 3-to-1 ratio requiring all migrants wishing to…