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Climate Protesters Terrified After Mona Lisa Extends Big Tongue And Starts Licking Up Soup

PARIS—Backing away slowly in fear at the unanticipated response to their public demonstration, climate protesters reportedly grew visibly terrified Monday as the Mona Lisa extended a big, wet tongue and started licking up the soup. “Yum, yum, yum, me happy for soup,” said the iconic Renaissance masterpiece,…

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