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Yearly Visit To Doctor Confirms Body Falling Apart Exactly On Schedule
PARKVILLE, MO—The patient having passed his annual checkup with flying colors, a visit to the doctor Wednesday confirmed that everything in local man Frank Jarvis’ body was falling apart exactly on schedule. “For a person of your age, height, and weight, your physical form is dying at exactly the rate it should be,”…