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Consumer Confidence Sky-High After Every American Begins Vomiting Up Torrents Of Silver Dollars
ANN ARBOR, MI—The bile-covered coins marking an inflection point in the measure of economic sentiment, a University of Michigan report released Monday found that consumer confidence was sky-high after every U.S. resident began vomiting up torrents of silver dollars. “Our data indicate that consumer confidence has…