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Nation’s Short Guys Announce Plan To Dress Snazzy

HONOLULU—Determined to offset any bias that might cause them to be overlooked on the basis of their stature, the nation’s short guys held a press conference Friday in which they announced plans to dress real snazzy. “We’re definitely breaking out the two-toned wingtips, and who knows, we might even throw a fedora on…

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