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Boyfriend Announces Plans To Black Out And Spend $600 At Golf Simulator

MILWAUKEE—Saying he had no idea at what hour of the night or early morning he would return, local boyfriend Adrian Martin announced Wednesday that he planned to black out and spend upwards of $600 at a golf simulator. “Yeah, I’m heading out with my buddies to that place RoboGolf—don’t wait up for me,” said…