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Lloyd Austin Fails To Disclose He Was Buried At Arlington National Cemetery
WASHINGTON—Declining to alert senior officials to his interment for nearly a week, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin failed to disclose that he had been buried at Arlington National Cemetery, reports confirmed Monday. “I would like to apologize for not informing those in the White House, Congress, and the Pentagon that I…