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Boss Impressed By What A Friendless Loser Hardworking Employee Must Be

DENVER—Saying the company needed more workers without any hobbies, interests, or social life, local boss Ross Baresh confirmed Monday that he was impressed by what a friendless loser his hardworking employee Kyle Weinrib must be. “I must say, I’m taking a real shine to Kyle and how utterly incapable he is of fostering…