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Dark, Mysterious Forces Compel Woman To Work Out To ‘High School Musical 2’ Soundtrack
TROY, MI—Infiltrating her mind, body, and spirit, dark, mysterious forces reportedly compelled local woman Celina Carini to work out Tuesday to the High School Musical 2 soundtrack. Extremely disturbed sources confirmed that chills ran down their spines as they observed Carini step onto a treadmill at the gym, open…