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Nation’s Aunts Announce It Must Be Nice Not Having To Worry About Money Like The Rest Of Us

ROCHESTER, NY—Addressing all of their family members who kept name-brand groceries in their fridge without a Sam’s Club membership, the nation’s aunts announced Tuesday that it must be nice not having to worry about money like the rest of us. “Ooh la la—look at you all fancy,” said 56-year-old Bev Harding, speaking…