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So-Called Shortest Day Of Year As Excruciating As The Rest
WASHINGTON—As they took note of the winter solstice’s arrival on Thursday, sources across the Northern Hemisphere reported that this day, their so-called shortest of the year, remained just as excruciating as all the rest. The North Pole may have achieved its maximum tilt away from the sun, but this has reportedly…