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God Discovers He 25% Puerto Rican
THE HEAVENS—Saying He was surprised and intrigued by the sudden new insight into His divine heritage, the Lord God Almighty told reporters Thursday He had recently learned He was 25% Puerto Rican. “I honestly had no idea, but it turns out My mom’s dad was a Puerto Rican man,” said the Maker of Heaven and Earth, who…