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Man Calls Around Looking For Donation Center That Will Come Pick Up Bulkier Sperm
CLEVELAND—Explaining that he had no way of transporting it to the drop-off location even if he wanted to, local man Jason Gardner told reporters he spent Tuesday calling around looking for a donation center that would come and pick up bulkier sperm. “The truth is, I’ve got some perfectly good spermatozoa, but I can…