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Nation’s Leathery Old Men With Veneers Announce Plan To See You In Court
TAMPA, FL—Saying you fucked with the wrong guys this time, the nation’s leathery old men with veneers held a press conference Wednesday to announce their plan to see you in court. “We’re going to sue your ass into oblivion,” said 68-year-old Bernard Wheatcraft, one of several thousand leathery men who reportedly gave…