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Single Aunt’s Cheeky Request For Boyfriend For Christmas Growing More And More Depressing With Each Passing Year

MONTPELIER, VT—Shifting in their seats as the single woman laughed, sources confirmed Tuesday that local aunt Kirsten Bartek’s cheeky requests for a boyfriend for Christmas were growing more and more depressing with each passing year. “It was cute the first time, four years ago, when she asked for a man under the…