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White Man Can’t Help But Feel Like Spanish Music Playing In Department Store Is Talking About Him
SAN DIEGO—Staring directly at the speaker so it knew he was onto it, local white man Sam Vance told reporters Monday he felt like the Spanish-language music playing in a Macy’s department store was talking about him. “I can’t make out what he’s saying, exactly, but I’m getting the nagging suspicion that the Mexican…