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Sturdy Midwestern Gal Shields Rest Of Nation From Gust Of Wind
SHEBOYGAN, WI—Squinting as she braced herself to face the sharp winter gale head-on, local sturdy Midwestern gal Angie Czajkowski reportedly shielded the rest of the nation from a strong gust of wind Friday. According to all 335 million Americans huddled behind the burly 5-foot-4 woman, Czajkowski used her big, broad…