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Man Wires Baby $10,000 For Killing Wife In Childbirth
SAN LEANDRO, CA—Deciding the infant was the last person anyone would ever suspect of carrying out a hit, local man Dennis Jeffries wired his baby $10,000 for killing his wife in childbirth. “Well, it was great working with you, kid—that’s $5,000 up front, plus $5,000 for a job well done,” said the 33-year-old father,…