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Panicking Climate Scientists Warn That Earth About To Go Off Huge Waterfall
WASHINGTON—Urging all 8 billion humans on the planet to brace themselves and hold on for dear life, panicking climate scientists warned reporters Wednesday that Earth was about to go off a huge waterfall. “Okay, we don’t mean to freak anyone out, but right now, the planet and all its inhabitants are floating down a…