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Archaeologists Celebrate After Uncovering Ancient Certificate Congratulating Them For Finding All The Stuff

PALMYRA, SYRIA—In what turned out to be the final discovery within their field of study, the world’s archaeologists celebrated Tuesday after one of them used a brush to dust off a stone fragment, revealing an ancient certificate that congratulated them on finding all the stuff. “When we translate the Sumerian…