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Mom Asks If You Still Friends With That One Guy Who Committed Suicide

POCATELLO, ID—Inquiring about one of your acquaintances who she said she hadn’t seen in a while, your mom asked Monday if you were still friends with that one guy, Daniel Corimer, who committed suicide a decade ago. “Whatever happened to your old pal Danny, from school? He always seemed so nice,” your mother said…

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