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Jimmy Carter Sprays A Little Cologne Down Front Of Pants Before Big First Date
PLAINS, GA—As he finished getting ready for his first night out since the passing of his wife Rosalynn earlier this month, former President Jimmy Carter reportedly sprayed a little cologne down the front of his pants Thursday before a big first date. “I just might get lucky, so I better make sure she likes the smell…