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Naïve Woman Asking About Boyfriend’s Video Game Has No Idea Dark Precedent She’s Set

PLANO, TX—Unwittingly condemning herself to a devastating fate, local naïve woman Amita Collins reportedly asked a question Tuesday about the video game her boyfriend was playing, having no idea of the dark precedent she had just set. “This poor fool doesn’t realize she has encouraged her boyfriend to hold forth on a…