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Disappointed Woman Wonders Why Boyfriend Never Showers Her With Roses While Shouting ‘Brava!’
DENVER—Saying she couldn’t help but feel a little let down by the man’s inaction, local 31-year-old Jessica Sillman was reportedly wondering Monday why her boyfriend, Zachary Coffey, never showered her with roses while shouting “Brava!” “Maybe I have unrealistic expectations from watching too many operas, but a little…