Reading List
Woman Still Wearing Mask On Plane Must Have Inside Information About Next Pandemic from The Onion RSS feed.
Woman Still Wearing Mask On Plane Must Have Inside Information About Next Pandemic
BOSTON—Marveling at the passenger whom they assumed to be a higher-up at the World Health Organization or something, sources confirmed Wednesday that a woman still wearing a mask on the plane must have had inside information about the next pandemic. “Wow, to be wearing a mask at this early stage in whatever pandemic…