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Loud Man Not Even Drunk

MISSOULA, MT—Wincing at the sound of the man’s booming voice, sources confirmed Monday that 35-year-old Jesse Slattery was loud but not even drunk. “You’d think he’d had a shot or two before this, but nope, that’s just his voice,” said acquaintance Kevin McGill, who appeared bewildered by the man who was destroying…

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