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Man Always Feels Guilty Shitting On Freshly Mopped Café Floor

SALINA, KS—Expressing remorse for ruining the staff’s hard work, local man Jason Reddick told reporters Monday that he always felt guilty shitting on a freshly mopped café floor. “I feel so bad when an employee has literally just put down the ‘wet floor’ sign down, and then I show up and immediately defecate all over…

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