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Skydiver Ascending Directly Upwards Clearly Didn’t Listen To Instructions
GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Despite her attendance throughout the morning’s mandatory training course, sources confirmed Wednesday that an amateur skydiver ascending up into the clouds had clearly not listened to instructions. “It doesn’t matter how many times I say it, there’s one in every damn group who fails to pay…