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Dead Pigeon At Bus Stop Moved A Little Overnight
CHICAGO—Observing that the bird carcass seemed to have shifted several feet to the right in the past twenty-four hours, sources confirmed Monday that a dead pigeon at a bus stop near Jackson and State moved a little overnight. “Huh, it definitely seems like it was closer to that cigarette butt in the corner…